New Blog Project

I've started a new blog project that I think could turn out to be pretty interesting.

Swing over to My Next Five Things and check it out. I'd love to hear what you all think.

New Designs

I've updated my CafePress shop with several new designs! Stop by and check them out. And be sure to let me know what you think, I'd love some feedback.

CafePress

I recently opened a shop on CafePress.com. Stop by and check it out!!!

sweet site #2

wikimapia.org

Wikimapia is a sweet site that uses Google Maps as the basis for the best wiki ever! Anyone can label any location on the map and add a description. The creators hope that visitors to the site will eventually map and describe virtually every feature on earth.

So I'd like to propose a little project called kissywiki. Find the location of your first kiss, box it and describe the moment. (Don't get too graphic, or include personal info, of course...)
Be sure to tag it as firstkiss, one word.
Props to Petra for the idea.

And also, I propose project wikibux! We are going to map every Starbucks on planet Earth. Find a Starbucks you know about and map it. Tag it as Starbucks, tell your friends and soon we'll all be able to see every Starbucks on the globe, all at once.

Yes folks, I know.
I'm just here to help.

Darth Cruise

Baby Fart

Willis

Willis is my new iPod Nano, and I love him. He keeps me rockin' all day at work. (You understand, of course, that by "rockin'" I mean podcasts about the history of the Byzantine Empire, and lectures by Alan Watts, right?)

The only negative thing about Willis is his pretty, white little earbuds. It's hard to tell in this picture but those earbuds feel like two small demons chewing at the entrance of your ear canal. Steve Jobs must have some weird ass shaped ear openings, cause by the end of the day those mothers hurt like some kind of freaky, Gestapo torture.

Hmm. Correction. I should have said 'weird-ass shaped' rather than 'weird ass shaped'. The way I said it, you get a picture of Steve Jobs with ear openings the shape of an ass. Although that might explain the shape of the damned things...

Here is a short list of materials that would have made better earbuds:

Sticks
Smallish pieces of cinderblock
Fire ants
Popcorn in the process of popping

I'm So Sick

This is currently my favorite song, by Flyleaf. I jump around my apartment, screaming...