splitting adam

New Blog Project

2007-05-26T14:21:00.000-07:00

I've started a new blog project that I think could turn out to be pretty interesting.

Swing over to My Next Five Things and check it out. I'd love to hear what you all think.

New Designs

2007-05-20T13:42:00.000-07:00

I've updated my CafePress shop with several new designs! Stop by and check them out. And be sure to let me know what you think, I'd love some feedback.

CafePress

2007-05-05T08:02:00.000-07:00

I recently opened a shop on CafePress.com. Stop by and check it out!!!

sweet site #2

2006-05-26T22:58:00.000-07:00

wikimapia.org

Wikimapia is a sweet site that uses Google Maps as the basis for the best wiki ever! Anyone can label any location on the map and add a description. The creators hope that visitors to the site will eventually map and describe virtually every feature on earth.

So I'd like to propose a little project called kissywiki. Find the location of your first kiss, box it and describe the moment. (Don't get too graphic, or include personal info, of course...)
Be sure to tag it as firstkiss, one word.
Props to Petra for the idea.

And also, I propose project wikibux! We are going to map every Starbucks on planet Earth. Find a Starbucks you know about and map it. Tag it as Starbucks, tell your friends and soon we'll all be able to see every Starbucks on the globe, all at once.

Yes folks, I know.
I'm just here to help.

Darth Cruise

2006-05-14T09:15:00.000-07:00

Baby Fart

2006-05-14T09:13:00.000-07:00

Willis

2006-04-17T20:11:00.000-07:00

Willis is my new iPod Nano, and I love him. He keeps me rockin' all day at work. (You understand, of course, that by "rockin'" I mean podcasts about the history of the Byzantine Empire, and lectures by Alan Watts, right?)

The only negative thing about Willis is his pretty, white little earbuds. It's hard to tell in this picture but those earbuds feel like two small demons chewing at the entrance of your ear canal. Steve Jobs must have some weird ass shaped ear openings, cause by the end of the day those mothers hurt like some kind of freaky, Gestapo torture.

Hmm. Correction. I should have said 'weird-ass shaped' rather than 'weird ass shaped'. The way I said it, you get a picture of Steve Jobs with ear openings the shape of an ass. Although that might explain the shape of the damned things...

Here is a short list of materials that would have made better earbuds:

Sticks
Smallish pieces of cinderblock
Fire ants
Popcorn in the process of popping

I'm So Sick

2006-03-18T12:12:00.000-08:00

This is currently my favorite song, by Flyleaf. I jump around my apartment, screaming...

the "Double-Feature" faces

2006-03-12T21:52:00.000-08:00

Because I haven't posted in a long time, today deserves a double-whammy.

First, the "I'm Sorry I Haven't Posted In A Long Time" face:

Second, the "What The *&^% Do You Mean You Didn't Notice" face:

the coolest thing I have ever seen(wait for the kid in the red shirt)

2006-02-12T12:40:00.000-08:00

the 'This is My Mother-in-Law' faces

2006-02-11T18:48:00.000-08:00

the 'How I may look as an old man' face

2006-02-10T18:47:00.000-08:00

the 'How I Look When My Dog Pees On The Carpet' face

2006-02-09T19:22:00.000-08:00

the 'I Ate My Candy WAY Faster Than Petra' Face

2006-02-08T16:55:00.000-08:00

the 'We NEED Candy' faces

2006-02-07T16:49:00.000-08:00

Face de la Dia

2006-02-06T17:08:00.000-08:00

Faces of the day

2006-02-05T22:00:00.000-08:00

Here are Shi, Nick, P-nut & myself before the Super Bowl, psyched out of our crazed, Seahawkish minds:

...and after the Super Bowl (a.k.a. the Stupid Bowl, the Super Bowel, the 40th Annual Blind and Challenged Referee Conference):

The exceptionally handsome, and eternally generous gentleman on the left is my boss.

Rad-Ass Site of the Week

2006-02-04T11:53:00.000-08:00

The Encyclopedia Mythica

A great site for mythology buffs.

(the Rad-Ass Site of the Week was inspired by Rupert, who claims he never stumbles across cool websites, and Linds, who believes that 'rad' is a legitimate word)

Face of the Day

2006-02-04T11:22:00.000-08:00

Due to extremely high demand (100% of two comments), the face of the week feature is now the face of the day feature. This will continue until I run out of ideas, or my face falls off.

I would love suggestions for a caption for this photo. Best caption will be posted with the photo.

Ugly Face of the Week

2006-02-01T21:20:00.000-08:00

It's make a face day!

Here is today's face:

The First Post

2006-01-29T17:47:00.000-08:00

This is the requisite first post, where I announce my cyber-presence with trumpets and a shaft of light from the sky, and am completely ignored by the cosmos.

Yet still, I defiantly post.

In your face, cosmos!